STEWART
  MASTERS
       ON TV

There i am look, on the TV, all 9st 2lb of me.

Hi and welcome to my website, if you're looking for a giggle at your venue, i'm your man. Please feel free to have a look around the site to see what's on offer.

"Start the Car"

THE HISTORY OF STEW
MY ACTING CAREER
LIKES & DISLIKES

Based in the West Country, this versatile Comedian / Compere has worked on the club circuit for around 30 years.Firstly as part of a successful double act, then for the past 20 years as a very popular solo act. Going solo enabled him to change direction to some extent, from an adult only act, to a more family based comedian and just recently Stew has been working one nighters at Butlins and a variety of other venues including the Courage Entertains Tour, whilst still being very busy on the club scene.In past years he has also been very busy supporting sports stars on the after dinner / sportsman’s dinner evenings, working with Neil (Razor) Ruddock, Gareth Chilcott, David Lloyd, Sir Geoff Hurst, Denis Law and Gordon Banks along with supporting Mick Miller and Stan Boardman.The whole act is a mixture of gags, audience mickey-taking (not offensive) and observations on life, and whilst the humour is still adult based, it can be sufficiently clean if required to cater for children in the audience. Either way it is very funny.Stewart is ideally suited to a club or after dinner type atmosphere. With his own laid back West Country style, he is loved by audiences everywhere.

Stewart is a full equity member and is available for acting work. Stewart is available through all good agents (and a couple of duffers) or direct from his contact page on this website.

Curriculum Vitae

Born - Yes

Eyes - 2

Hair - Very Little

Height - 5' 10" ish

Weight - Heavy

TV Appearances - Widescreen only

Stewart has appeared in Casualty, Sunburn and even Inter Galactic Patrick!!! Yep, he was that man in the strange series walking aimlessly in the foreground.

Also available for voiceover work, ideal if you need a west country accent or farmer / yokel typcharacter.

LIKES = SAUSAGES

DISLIKES = SALAD

 

LIKES = LAUGHING

DISLIKES = WET TROUSERS

 

LIKES = BENIDORM

DISLIKES = MORCAMBE

 

LIKES = HIS JAGUAR CAR

DISLIKES = HIS AGENTS GARDEN WALL

 

LIKES = FACEBOOK

DISLIKES = TWITTER

 

LIKES = WOMEN

DISLIKES = DIVORCES

 

LIKES = LIFE

DISLIKES = I WAS GOING TO SAY DEATH. BUT I CANT COMMENT YET !

Joke of the Page

Q = What does a Blackpool donkey have for lunch ?

A = About half an hour

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             LATEST NEWS

        AVAILABILITY

Stew to host charity fundraiser at the Circus Tavern in Essex in aid of ........................ The line up includes Gary Pease as Rod Sewart, Chris Nott as David Essex, and headlining will be Joe Longthorne MBE.

Dates are constantly changing and Stewart is very busy both here and abroad. To secure your dates we suggest you call early to avoid dissapointment.

Stewart works 364 days of the year. Please note stewart does not take bookings on 1st January each year, as he likes to shower on that day.

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