A Stand Up Comedian & Compere (but can do it lying down too !)

Born & breed in Somerset i now live in sunny Yeovil and spend most of my life travelling the length and breadth of the UK making people laugh.

I have been a comedian for over 30 years now and feel blessed that my job is also my passion.

I work all sorts of venues and entertain all types of audiences, from Holidays parks to Adult shows, and everything in between. I tailour my show for the clients requirements and can work "squeeky clean and politically correct" as well as "slightly naughty"! if required.


Started life at an early age and before I knew it I had started my working life in a partnership with my dad. He would sit outside the pub and keep watch, whilst I cleaned the chimney's.

At the tender age of 21 I started my own business as a used car dealer (hence my catchphrase "start the car"). I then had a brief spell working in a helium balloon factory, but it didn't last long, as I wasn't having the manager talk to me like that.


A policeman stopped me in my car the other week and asked me where I was between 4 and 8, I replied "at junior school officer"!

Education back in those days was quite easy, school at 4 years, then when you hit 6 years it was up the chimney, or sweeping up in the farm yards........ oooh I do miss the smell


I can hold a bottle of real ale in each hand, whilst still eating a bacon sandwich.

Joke of the page

Q = Whats the difference between a Kangaroo and a Kangaroot?

A = One is an Australian marsupial, the other is a scotts bloke stuck in a lift


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             LATEST NEWS


Stew to host charity fundraiser at the Circus Tavern in Essex in aid of ........................ The line up includes Gary Pease as Rod Sewart, Chris Nott as David Essex, and headlining will be Joe Longthorne MBE.

Dates are constantly changing and Stewart is very busy both here and abroad. To secure your dates we suggest you call early to avoid dissapointment.

Stewart works 364 days of the year. Please note stewart does not take bookings on 1st January each year, as he likes to shower on that day.

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