HILARIOUSLY FUNNY - DASHINGLY GOOD LOOKING - A WIZARD BETWEEN THE SHEETS - A GOOD LIAR
I can hold a bottle of real ale in each hand, whilst still eating a bacon sandwich.
A policeman stopped me in my car the other week and asked me where I was between 4 and 8, I replied "at junior school officer"!
Education back in those days was quite easy, school at 4 years, then when you hit 6 years it was up the chimney, or sweeping up in the farm yards........ oooh I do miss the smell
Started life at an early age and before I knew it I had started my working life in a partnership with my dad. He would sit outside the pub and keep watch, whilst I cleaned the chimney's.
At the tender age of 21 I started my own business as a used car dealer (hence my catchphrase "start the car"). I then had a brief spell working in a helium balloon factory, but it didn't last long, as I wasn't having the manager talk to me like that.
A Stand Up Comedian & Compere (but can do it lying down too !)
Born & breed in Somerset i now live in sunny Yeovil and spend most of my life travelling the length and breadth of the UK making people laugh.
I have been a comedian for over 30 years now and feel blessed that my job is also my passion.
I work all sorts of venues and entertain all types of audiences, from Holidays parks to Adult shows, and everything in between. I tailour my show for the clients requirements and can work "squeeky clean and politically correct" as well as "slightly naughty"! if required.